The Glenn Times is Not Run By The Chinese Government 格伦时报不是由中国政府经营

In recent events 在最近的事件中, the Glenn Times has stated that Mao Zedong has been reincarnated (by aliens) 格伦时报称毛泽东转世（外星人转世). While it is true that Mao had been reincarnated by aliens 虽然毛确实是外星人转世, we writers at the Glenn Times have been heavily persuaded by the Chinese Communist Party to inform our dear readers that Mao has NOT actually been reinstated into our government 我们《格伦时报》的作者在中国共产党的大力说服下，通知我们亲爱的读者，毛泽东实际上并没有在我们的政府中复职. Our great leader still controls the CCP: Xi Jinping 我们的伟大领袖仍控制着中共：习近平. But dear reader, do not fret; Xi Jinping is very big and hot 但是亲爱的读者，不要担心；习近平很大很热. He recently starred in the “2022 Sexiest Man Alive” Magazine, (which we may add, is also not sponsored by the Chinese Communist Party). Thank you for all of your support 他最近出演了“2022 年最性感男人”杂志，（我们可以补充一下，这也不是由中国共产党主办的）。感谢大家的支持. For more information about how cool Xi Jingpin is, visit https://gov.cn. They have really factual news that is not state-sponsored.更多关于习近平有多酷的信息，请访问https://gov.cn。他们拥有非国家赞助的真正真实的新闻。